Twenty Ten: The Future

Welcome to the New World!

Everything is so different. It is the future and it is at our disposal!
The President of the United States is black. (Actually mixed)
It's a brand new decade in a young and exciting century. (What would you call this? The double digit years?)
The climate is getting warmer they say. (That's not a good thing they also say)
No one famous has died at all this decade. (Just day 3 kids)
The war on terror is still going strong. (Not a good thing. Very horrible)
Racism no longer exists. (No. Not true)
There's only two calendar years left in the world. (That can't be proven. Negative attitude)
Noah has finished his arc and just needs all the animals. (What? Is that in reference to the last statement or something?)
Jesus will be here soon to save us all. (Well we don't need Jesus, we have Noah's Arc)
Soilent Green is made out of people. (Not yet, but I can't wait!)
Robots are plotting a war against us and will ultimately win while we send an entire family into space who will get lost forever and we'll assume they lived by making a TV series about their supposed adventures all in their honor. (Happy New Year)