Move Over Film Criticizer People

Woo Hoo! My first post is a movie critique. Hey-Oh!!! Fours years of film school all leading up to this moment. Bitchin.

So I saw a movie by myself this evening. Don't ask me why I was alone, sometimes we all just find ourself there. The film was a pre-screening, and I hadn't even heard of it before I was given an invite to the screening. It's entitled "Role Models", comedy starring Paul Rudd, Sean William Scott, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Or McLovin for those of who didn't realize he's actually a human being and not a muppet). Here's the run down first: Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott are spokesmen for an energy drink and go around telling kids to not do drugs and drink their energy drink instead. They run into some trouble and get sentenced to 150 hrs of mentoring a couple kids. They have their ups and downs with the kids and eventually wind up in a big epic LARPing battle to finalize the story somehow. Naturally.

Ok... This movie doesn't suck. I promise. Just don't go see it. Comedically this IS the movie: Gay joke, sex joke, Random Fellini reference, gay joke, gay sex joke, white guy calls himself white, appropriate Spinal Tap reference, gay joke, McLovin's awkwardness, aaaaaaaand SEX JOKE (just before the credits role).

Nothin too heavy for you kids this time around. If you feel as though you wasted your time by reading a movie critique that told you nothing critical, then you have taken the first step on the long long long journey of understanding a ˆpretentious prick.